Plastic Shoes Are a Crock!
Chris July 31st, 2008
Okay; right up front: this is not about kids and their shoes. Kids look adorable stomping around in oversized plastic shoes. YOU however, do not. To my way of thinking, there are only two instances where adults should be wearing chunky plastic hole-ridden shoes: In the shower of a lockeroom whose floors can not be trusted; or shuffling down the hall of a mental institution waiting for your next batch of medication. You are not being hip, nor cool… you just look stupid.
And while we are at it, quit with the sandles and flip-flops as well. I do not need to see your skanky yellow or green toenails; nor your toe rings and ankle chains. Your SHOES are the accessory, the feet the necessity. Put some sneakers and socks on like the rest of us. They can be bright, colorful, unique – I could not care less, just cover them ugly stinkin toes!